![]() ![]() since you're nominated for a Mother's Day special, why don't you invite your mom? Oh, my God, Tucker, we are gonna have so much fun!įirst of all, you are not invited, and second of all, I think I just lost my gum in there. yeah, whatever, man, she could laugh all she wants, because once the news gets out that I was nominated, the job offers, they're just gonna start flyin' in. Probably still her, since she's rich and powerful, and you've had macaroni for three straight meals. No, I got nominated for the critically acclaimed Mother's Day special I produced for The Mary Hart Show, right before that ungrateful wig in spandex fired me. 'Cause that's all you've done for the last month. Well, I don't care that you don't care, because I have just been nominated for a New York Entertainment Award!ĭid you get nominated for watching television? And that's when Brad and I realized, "harder" is a horrible safe word. ♪ Can take your life and change direction ♪ but this can be my fault if you want it to be. ![]() ![]() Hon, I'm gonna fall out of love with you if you ever call me chunky again. Remember, I fell in love with you when you were chunky. We were just playing dress-up because this might be my last month to wear any of my clothes without them exploding. I can be ready for whatever I'm not ready for in two minutes.ĭanny, Danny! This pregnant girl is not going anywhere. Now, you just need to learn how to be twice as good at everything for half the pay, and you are on your way to womanhood.
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